School lunch

Sloppy dry tasteless food that is served to children in a place that is more like jail but they call it "school".

The school lunch pizza taste horrible today. I had rather ate rat poison.

by BriAmarsico March 24, 2018

school lunch

The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).

I would rather fuck a homeless person than eat this shitty school lunch.

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 11, 2021

school lunch

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food

bro school lunch is a scam

by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021

school lunch food

something that smells like rat piss

the school lunch food needs to get better, what the hell is this man

by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022

public school lunches

for a country that is very rich America can at least make school food a little bit better

person: hey usa can you fund more money into the public school lunches . America: no lol

by silly_kittenz October 9, 2023

School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025

School Lunch

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.

Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.

by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021