a small mole like creature with a tiny pecker and over sized testicles, likes neck tikka and skin curry.
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A phrase commonly used for when one of the boys does a temporary/permanent unexpected disappearance act due to the arrival of a new lady friend.
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Get the Hit the schmoney bottle mug.a sconey comes from scone (australia/new south wales/upper hunter region).now there are 3 types of sconeys.
1. the most common sconey seen around the upper hunter region would be a horse loving cow fucking animal lets live on the land and be gay person who wears flannos tight jeans cowboy hats and the biggest belt buck they could find/make.
2. Then there are the types of sconeys who might have 2 acres of land 2 chickens and a 10 year old cattle dog that just sits and does nothing. Now they think there like a sconey person and dresses like a sconey acts like a sconey but lacks the 1 thing a sconey needs and thats a farm with livestock.
3. Then theres the metro sconies who live on a farm or in scone and are given a bad name by these agricultural sconies when they arn't interested in cows or horses they just like football computers and other city junk.
1. the most common sconey seen around the upper hunter region would be a horse loving cow fucking animal lets live on the land and be gay person who wears flannos tight jeans cowboy hats and the biggest belt buck they could find/make.
2. Then there are the types of sconeys who might have 2 acres of land 2 chickens and a 10 year old cattle dog that just sits and does nothing. Now they think there like a sconey person and dresses like a sconey acts like a sconey but lacks the 1 thing a sconey needs and thats a farm with livestock.
3. Then theres the metro sconies who live on a farm or in scone and are given a bad name by these agricultural sconies when they arn't interested in cows or horses they just like football computers and other city junk.
3 way sconey conversation.
Sconey #2" oi eddy can i come to your farm and help ya round with the sheep cause it only takes 2 seconds to feed my chickens.
Sconey #1 "yer sure edgar, do you want to come shaun"
Sconey #3 "no fuck you i get enough of that at home i wanna go see a movie"
Sconey #2" oi eddy can i come to your farm and help ya round with the sheep cause it only takes 2 seconds to feed my chickens.
Sconey #1 "yer sure edgar, do you want to come shaun"
Sconey #3 "no fuck you i get enough of that at home i wanna go see a movie"
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