schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

Schnerble

The small crumbs on the bottom of a chip and/or cracker bag that is smaller than the size of your thumb nail.

Here Jacey, do you want the schnerbles from the bottom of the Lays potato chip bag?

by schnerblemack July 1, 2018

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

schnorks

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

by Spacecow March 8, 2003

schnozberry

n; delicious tropical fruit catering to the tastes of underground Doozers from the imaginary world of Fraggle Rock.

Today I found a schnozberry tree and thought, "Oh, what a wonderful day to be alive!"

by Gobo September 20, 2005

schnork

Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.

Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?

by Blake P. September 10, 2005

schnozberries

One of the best fruits ever. Tastes like banana blended with kiwi with a hint of egg salad. Referenced in Super Troopers and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as Super Troopers

"So I went down on this girl and it was so sweet smelling, it tasted like schnozberries. The next day we got married. Damn she has nice tits."

by guynamedrob October 16, 2005