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schnowder

John: "What you know talking bout, son?"
Ivan: "You know I'm all about the schnowder."
Koby: "Old school coke head."
by John Paul C December 1, 2007
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schneider

"You need a schneider to wake you up?"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"
by LTkage May 12, 2017
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Rob Schneider

The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners
If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.
by thierryhenry January 6, 2006
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Schneidered

To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.
A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007
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The Rob Schneider

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.
Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider
by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003
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schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.
I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!
by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010
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schnoodlebopped

Man, Greg was so schnoodlebopped last night. I hope he made it home safe
by Americannproud July 26, 2012
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