Schnarf

To do things inefficiently and unintelligible, resulting in harm to you or other

Did you see Ivan pass out from trying to inflate that basketball with just his mouth? How Schnarf!!

by Drewk005 September 16, 2022

Schnarf

A particular way of talking, or an accent. It involves jutting the low part of the jaw forward and manipulating your tongue in a way that you make a sort of childish "schnarf". Best used to exaggerate what you're talking about something with passion. Form of dialect used mostly in the Pacific North West.

*Schnarf* "Their was this one time where I was hangington out with meh friendzorz and we had the bestest time evarr"

by Warrtastic of the Ebon Blade December 30, 2010

schnarftongler

A respectfully cool, with the belief of equal rights and justice for all humans, hard working art student.

Today during my drawing and painting class one of my schnarftongler students told the class how happy they are they Joe Biden won the election of 2020.

by Mr. E. November 10, 2020

Schnarff

It's the sound you must make at the end of a hail mary or prayer so you can increase your pack luck in Madden created by the Youtuber Gmiasworld. The prayer helps your left butt cheek perk to the penultimate maximum of the flux capacitor when a glitchy pull happens.

"You have to do this prayer in the most embarrassing places possible for it to work.

Alright, let's get ready. Are you ready? Let's do it...

Oooooooh Shamallamalaaa Ooooh Yeee Ooooh Schneee...SCHNARFF!!

Alright, Let's get it."

by CrimHades April 16, 2019

schnasty

A word my friends and I came up with, originally "snasty", a slur of "that's nasty". Like "bad", it can be used with either a good or a bad connotation, meaning either "yuck!" or "sweet!"

Dude, that was so schnasty, do it again!

by SouthwestHaHa August 30, 2004

Schnarf

A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word

I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.

by THE SCHNARFER October 27, 2011

schnarf

A cheap, low quality, home made alcoholic drink made from apple juice and baker's yeast. Brewed (much like wine or beer) to have the highest possible alcoholic content.

That schnarf tastes horrible but it'll get you drunk!

by Popa Skiff June 4, 2009