schlongus

Dipshit, retard, fucker, dicksucker, slut fag, you ass wipe nig....

You are a fucking schlongus...

by hackr900069 December 28, 2005

Shmunguss

She - Among - Us.

Shmunguss. The Legend is among you. Who stole the legend? Time for revenge.
“In Shmunguss we Trust.”

Shmunguss is the unquestionable, never out of her legendary, element. And any NPC that questions her integrity will be magically zapped off the VPN world.

by Shmunguss Infinity March 7, 2023

Schmunguss

An all knowing being that controls everybody/the world

Hes acting so wack he might be possessed by the Schmunguss

by Schmunguss researcher April 26, 2023

Shmungus

Shmungus is a term for a very swag person

Bro your so Shmungus

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Shmungus

A species living on the planet Shmungor, at war with the shmingus.

Person 1: Shmungus
Person 2: Shming?

by Shminguy September 26, 2023

schlangus

anything that is bad

Shove it up your schlangus

by samklaplun November 4, 2018

Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020