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Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018
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schmung

the overwhelming stimulation or "high" one experiences from the use of cocaine, adderall or caffeine.
Did you notice how schmung Trevor was when he came out of the bathroom?
by P Nutty May 9, 2009
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schmokin'

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.
"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"
by that.girl June 26, 2007
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schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.
"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."
by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012
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schmunga

this adjective is used to describe any nasty shit that needs a word on short notice.
1a: what the f is that schmunga on my stereo
1b: bacon grease on top of my new Bose stereo

2a: who smeared that schmunga on my keyboard
2b: which dickhead spilled an apple spiced caramel latte on my keyboard
by mnrider December 1, 2010
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Schmakin

To eat a burrito from the side like a fucking weirdo
"Did you see that fucking fag schmakin his burrito at Q-Doba?"
by MrSuperSoaker November 12, 2019
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schmaling

a tall faget, abnormally tall and gay
abnormally tall and gay
by u no who it is April 28, 2004
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