Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

scherer

To tear pussy up greatly. But an asshole about little things

Omg last night he scherer me up !

by PillowPants March 9, 2016

schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community

Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.

by csrsld March 11, 2008

schmiegeling

verb, the act of one playing endless hours of world of warcraft, and or other related gaming realms.
dervived from the noun "schmiegel" one whos only social interactions consist of online gaming and salsa lessons.

I came back from DONOVANS at 3am and my bro was still schmiegeling. (karaoke..saturdays..)

by BXplicit December 17, 2008

schmicker

The biggest prick who's ever lived.

Damn that Schmicker's a prick!

by schmicker's mom March 4, 2005