Schmeal

A diabolical insult known to end one's career within seconds.

You're a schmeal x

by CT x October 31, 2019

Schmeal

The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities

Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal

Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend

by Wugar19 July 10, 2022

schmediliheimer

when searching for a word one cannot remember schmediliheimer.

Now where did I put that... uh.... schmediliheimer?! Pull the damn schmediliheimer out of my rectum!!!

by buckshotredneck July 30, 2006

Schmertle

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

by Samnation August 25, 2008

schmeal

(v.) In discretion, to smoke, likely an illegal substance which prompts such discretion.

Amber: "I'm bored, what do you want to do?"
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."

by Blaze[D] February 17, 2009

schmetalhead

a person with a head made of both skin and metal, a lesser form of cyborg.... the term schmetal 'ead is seen as a compliement and greatly recieved

sch-metal-head....sch...german...metal.....= metal...and head for head

by Limbo bob May 25, 2005

Schmerica

You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.

Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!

Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.

by alyssa_lover May 22, 2007