The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:
"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
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He is so schmeil.
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to be talked to to the point of utter exaustion.
someone who just will not shut up
to be talked to to the point of utter exaustion.
someone who just will not shut up
by Dr Know-it-all September 3, 2005
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1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.
synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward
1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.
synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward
by ewconti September 20, 2016
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One half of Schmidty.
Noun describing the coolest couple in the city of Cape Town, they made being in love cool. Everyone wants to be like them and everyone else wants to hang out with them.
One half of Schmidty.
Noun describing the coolest couple in the city of Cape Town, they made being in love cool. Everyone wants to be like them and everyone else wants to hang out with them.
"Those Schmidles are just too hard to get in with!" says Vernon.
"Oh i know Mr Koekemoer.. ive been trying for years and only now have I cracked the nod!!" responded Wendiwe.
"Oh i know Mr Koekemoer.. ive been trying for years and only now have I cracked the nod!!" responded Wendiwe.
by Prof. Heinz Klaren March 19, 2008
Get the Schmidles mug.adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.
Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck
Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.
Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.
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Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.
Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.
or
Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
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