schlubb

A schlubb is a schmoe about to die of sloth. A schlubb is one lazy mutha effa. See "a bump on a log."

That bloody schlubb hasn't gotten out of bed all flippin' week!

by cMo March 20, 2005

schlub

A person regarded as clumsy, stupid or unattractive.

"That CheeseCake is the biggest schlub on the planet

by Meeper February 23, 2004

schlubb

to wear the most daggy comfortable clothes you have and have a lazy day at home. usually happens on a weekend, specifically Sunday. you do not care how feral you look, what house work needs doing, where anybody is or what they are doing. the kids could be setting fire to the yard and you would not care. only the television, your book or facebook matters. if it is out of your reach it does not exist (chocolate or beer being the exception).

its too cold to go out today, i think a schlubb day is in order.

i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!

it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.

by RedDragon01 September 3, 2009

schlub

Famously noted in the movie 'Big Daddy'; a schlub is a cross between a scrub and a slob.

Don't be a schlub.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Schlubal-frauben

This is a word I just spit out one day in my bedroom. Because it has so many syllables you can use it any way you like. I've also used the words completely separate as well. So many people that have herd me or my friends using it have told me to out it here. So pls enjoy as much as we have.

You are such a Schlubal-Frauben.
Or
Today I'm going to schlubal my frauben. You can literally substitute almost anything you want, it's a great time.

by Smsvj June 14, 2022

schulbarl there

The term used for when you are in the car driving along and you spot a very tidy female with a great set of cans and an awesome rig!

Bob and Tim were cruising down the street in their V8 Mustang, Bob spotted a Schulbarl there!

by CutUpRough April 30, 2010

schlabang

1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.

– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?

– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!

Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!

by G. Briggs April 3, 2017