schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

schlonking by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schlozkied

Schlozkied ( Sh-LAW-z-KEYED): An adjective describing how high/wasted you are.

Dude 1: “Bro how are you feeling?”
Dude 2: “I’m pretty schlozkied right now. “

schlozkied by Racccccccccc September 3, 2021

schlorking 

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

schlorking by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schloozenberger 

A 'Schloozenberger' is a total loser. (=100x more than a standard loser) Sometimes also referred to as a 'Schlooze'.

See you later Schloozenberger!
That guy from sales is the biggest Schloozenberger ever!
Your'e such a Schlooze!

Schloozenberger by tomlonat February 18, 2011

Schloofendonger 

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

Schloofendonger by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schloopian 

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

Schloopian by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.

Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.

Schloofer by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020