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Did u see that shlongbong
by ur mom ate my pp August 29, 2021
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shlongtong

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The male equivelent of a douche
gimme that shlongtong
by Dantheshit February 19, 2008
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schlongting

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the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.
Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!
by mralnighty January 14, 2011
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Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.
Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.
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Schlonginger's cat

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Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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shlongdong

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act of getting you pp done
"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
shlongdong
by corkingcoggo November 28, 2018
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Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole
W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging
by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022
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