Schlong

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears

Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.

by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008

Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.

Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.

by shh-long June 26, 2003

Schlong

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Schlong

Another word for a long penis; but not a pee-pee ..

She wants fortunes schlong after she heard his mixtape.

by 1401 October 18, 2019

Schlong

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

by Dr. Schlong February 28, 2019

Schlong

An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.

That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.

by modoc May 9, 2005

Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.

Robert, quit being such a schlong!

by Dean February 9, 2004