One who has all knowledge of the word/terminology schlonge. And uses the word daily, and most likely likes to play with his/her schlonge daily as well.
"Kanye is so the schlonge master, because he likes playing with his schlonge daily inside other girls, and uses the word every day when he is talking to his grandmom."
by Master-J (Master Jiggle) September 22, 2005
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You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.
by crabnin February 27, 2009
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You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.
by cladnin December 9, 2008
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Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*
Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"
Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"
Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"
Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"
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by Redleo500 April 2, 2016
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Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.
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