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1.A lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. Sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.
'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'
schlode by 'schlode' February 10, 2007
Yo mate you have just been schwonged
schwonged by Ibandiito January 1, 2020

Schlongest 

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'

Schmooged 

We were all schmooged together
Schmooged by RetroBox May 6, 2023

Schlooped 

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped
Schlooped by Kydst December 30, 2018

schlonged 

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump
schlonged by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016