schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

schlonged

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?

by #StrangerDanger! April 4, 2016

schlinder

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.

A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.

by laserost July 10, 2012

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Schlager Fuchs

pronunciation : "Shlogger Fux" derived from Gold Schlager and the German word fuchs meaning fox also just known as Schlagewr or just fox
(1) Anthropomorphic fox character by Matthew MacDougall
(2) red fox with blue hair tuft and tail tip, but still bearing otherwise traditional red fox markings
(3)usually accompanied by his mate StarKitty
(4) part of the small but proud group of heterosexual male furries
(5) music, gaming, movie and comic book geek
(6) most importantly a laid back, kind and easy to get along with guy

Furry #1 "Hey, who brought all the Mountain Dew for the meet?"

Furry #2 "Oh, Schlager Fuchs and StarKitty did."

Furry #1 "Awesome!"

by Schlager Fuchs November 28, 2007

schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

by Mat100 January 12, 2009