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Schezo

When someone calls you a pervert.
Used as "to Schezo someone".
Originates from a running gag in the Puyo Puyo series where Schezo (a character from there) gets constantly called a pervert due to his poor wording.
Dude, stop Schezoing me!
by darkwizard2 October 11, 2018
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schleepy

In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.
- "Do you want oral?"
- "I'm Schleepy...."
by JD and coke August 20, 2006
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Schlem

A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!
"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"

"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007
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schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.
Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.
by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006
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schledium

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium
by John September 5, 2003
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Schledoinkydoink

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
by Spyghetti June 19, 2020
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Schezerblade

Meaning 1: A word for a katana when held by a Japanese man on a beach.
Meaning 2: A misreading of Scheherazade
On the beaches of the Japanese island of Ryuku, you see many Schezerblades.
by dfghyuiopoiuytrertyuioihg February 22, 2021
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