Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

Dirty Schloppy

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....

by Louis Trombone May 18, 2007

Schwappy

Another Word For Penis, Dick, Or Your Enormous Schwappy

Dude, did you see his Schwappy in class today? It was HUGE.

by Schod April 21, 2006

schloppy

to be very drunk. to be so drunk that you slur your words frequently. physical coordination is severly impaired. to be obviously drunk.

Did you see that guy doing cartwheels naked on top of the frat house? He was schloppy as hell.

"I couldn't understand a word you said on the phone last night!"
"Sorry, I was really schloppy."

by William Jeffries March 17, 2008

schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009

Schlapp

A wild beat that stalks and fingerblast skanky 12 yr old sump girls in the anus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003