Schwanky

It can mean your mom.com, it can mean bussin bussin it can mean dope, the best, chips, videogames, it can even mean that every rose has its thorns

you looking mad schwanky my boy

by Manuellle December 23, 2021

Schanklet

A very stabbable person.

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."

by bandit4k December 8, 2022

Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 4, 2021

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

by LickitySplits July 18, 2019

shlanky

Adj. - describes watery dirt, usually smelly.

Ferchrissakes, change the water in the mop bucket! It's all shlanky!!

by Mutty July 30, 2005