schlaverage

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches

Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

schlegel

Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.

Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.

by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018

schlaters

a combined, shortened version of "see you later". the first part of the word is often dragged out to add extra effect i.e, : "schhhhhhlaters". it can also be combined with "schloser" (meaning loser) i.e.
"schlaters schloser"

hey dude im gonna hit the sack, schlaters

by Greig Jolly June 21, 2004

Schlagernickel

a French penis(tall in size)

"Check out the SCHLAGERNICKEL on that man!"

by Dwang Dwong January 16, 2009

Schlange

A penis, usually a very skinny one

Jordan has such a skinny schlange.

by eskettitt September 27, 2017

schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006