Schlaeger 

The act of freezing ice into a blade shaped plaster mold, circumsizing a bastard infant with the frozen ice blade, and snorting a line of pure MDMA shortly after.

"That doctor is famous for his precision Schlaegers."

"Probably because he shares the molly."

Schlaeger by Dr. mAd Gonzo September 8, 2011

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.

The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017

Schlegelson 

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.

"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."

Schlegelson by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease 

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009

schlegeled 

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.

"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."

schlegeled by ncd1701d November 30, 2016

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011