by John September 5, 2003
Get the schledium mug.To be at a point beyond drunk, where one person is held in high regard if able to pronounce the word correctly.
Man 1: I'm feeling 4 kinds of Wednesday right now!
Man 2: Really? I'm feeling sooooo schklrumpked!!!
Man 1: Nice work!
Man 2: Really? I'm feeling sooooo schklrumpked!!!
Man 1: Nice work!
by duntered January 15, 2010
Get the schklrumpked mug.A traditional British way to impregnate women.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
by Spyghetti June 19, 2020
Get the Schledoinkydoink mug.When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.
by lurpy101 March 2, 2011
Get the schleavage mug.by D U February 3, 2010
Get the Schlecker mug.A cigarette, square, usually a newport... Used in context especially when smoking with a small group of friends after a long duration of work.
Andy, Adam, and Matt had a quick schleeb session on the 12th floor balcony.
"Bro you gotta spot me a schleeb, i've been hustlin all day"
"Bro you gotta spot me a schleeb, i've been hustlin all day"
by the G-Rock October 19, 2011
Get the Schleeb mug.V. Describing something gross, unbearable, or unimaginable that cannot be otherwise described or discussed.
Public toilets schkeev me.
I get the sckeevs from that guy over there.
That schkeev that I ever dated her.
I get the sckeevs from that guy over there.
That schkeev that I ever dated her.
by CysticGal October 30, 2009
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