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Scheiße! Scheisse!

Scheiße! Scheisse! Is a shouting word on german which stands for "shit!".
by Ron B.W.V. October 21, 2008
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Scheisseporn

Dude, you gotta see this Scheisseporn video I got from Munich today! This German chick named Inga takes 90 minutes of guys taking dumps on her face!
by Uberfart November 15, 2005
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schwuss

Someone who stays at home with his girlfriend on Friday or Saturday night.
Ryan Schlitt is a schwuss for not coming out this past weekend.
by Tilley July 14, 2003
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Scheisser

German in origin.

Scheisser = to shit, shit. Pronounced: shy-zer.

1.) Can be used to express upset or shock.

2.) A sexual perversion first recorded by the Russians, later made famous by the Germans. It is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the shit.

In a usual case of a "Scheisser" a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the "gift". The man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females' mouth, and proceeds to shit into the awaiting mouth.

The female then proceeds to eat the shit in front of her partner. Sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the shit.

This is only true for solid shit. It is not the same for non-solid.

They similar to a Clevland steamer and Boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
1.) Can be used in an exasperated tone Oh Scheisser! which means Oh shit.

2.) "Essen mein Scheisser!" "Okey - dokey!" Trans. "Eat my shit!", "Okey dokey!"

From South Park's movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" The scene where it is discovered that Cartman's mom is a German Scheisser star.
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scheisse

German for "Shit"..............
Es Schmeckt Wie Scheisse! Luder!
by Elixir May 13, 2005
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Scheissberg

(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.

From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.
"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."
by RoadsScholar53 May 29, 2009
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Schlussy

Max Schlotthauer of Beta Gamma
Shut up schlussy. Whay are you so schluss?
by anonymous April 22, 2022
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