careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

shameless advertising

Advertising a product because they have genuine interest in it rather than being some spambot or payed worker who doesn't actually give a shit.

Bob: Hey! This new program is great, I love it and you should download it.
Steve: spambot gtfo
Bob: I'm serious, I actually use it and it's not crap!
Steve: Holy shit, it wasn't crap! Thanks for the shameless advertising

by I'm Out Of Ideas March 30, 2010

Mrs. sharpless

The most thickest teacher alive. She is so gorgeous. And very sweet. All her students love her more then their own family.

Mrs. sharpless is the best

by Doooo1234 October 6, 2019

scanless

Dirty bitch who's out to get your money. See Triflin

That scanless hoe is trying to get me for alimony.

by AKsHun June 17, 2003

Scanless

Scandalous
1. Causing scandal; shocking: scandalous behavior.
2. Containing material damaging to reputation; defamatory: a scandalous exposé.

That was Scandalous.

by Falsenigma November 6, 2004

Careless Whisper

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.

"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."

by tubadude62 September 9, 2011