Scalp Slut

A woman who is addicted to getting her hair done at the salon, not so much for the aesthetics of the end result, but rather for the sensual pleasure derived from the scalp massage produced by the pulling of hair strands.

- What the fuck is wrong with these chicks wasting hours getting their hair done and redone at the salon?
- Rumor has it these scalp sluts love getting their hair tugged.

by Salonette December 19, 2007

Nootsack Scalp

The unfortunate condition, when you have excessive skin on your cranium, thus the skin has that scrunched-up look, like a Shar-pei puppy. Actual medical terminology is Nut-sack Scalp, Nootsack Scalp is the "street" version of the condition.

George: What's up nutters?
Jason: Hey, c'mon, stop it please...don't call me that.
Phil: Why you call him nutters?
George: Oh, that's an abbreviation, short for Nut-sack Scalp, or Nootsack Scalp.
Phil: Why do you call him that?
George: Take a look at his head!! Looks like a giant scrotum on his shoulders!!
Phil: Hahaha, yeah it does! Kinda like a shar-pei puppy.
Jason: Please guys, please! Stop it...please.

by Buns Master March 7, 2012

jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.

Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy

by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019

scalp sex

Whilst in the throes of passion (most easily done in the doggy style position), the giver pulls the receivers hair as tight as possible. Once the hair is taut, the giver brandishes a tomahawk and proceeds to scalp the receiver. Once the scalp is removed the giver proceeds to climax in the receivers open scalp wound.

Keith was terrified the cops would arrest him after he had particularly bloody "scalp sex" with his partner Tony the previous night.

by Failedstate May 15, 2015

scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

Scalp Cookie

A "Scalp Cookie" is a small patch of dry scalp anywhere on the head, (sometimes brought on by hair products) that often compells a person to scratch or pick at the area of dry skin for long periods of time. This is also a nervous habit for some. There is ususally a pleasurable feeling or release associated with the scratching or subtle picking of the scalp cookie in question.

I'm digging for scalp cookies or "ooh I just found a good scalp cookie to pick out

by linguistocrat December 25, 2009

Scalping

The act of whipping the tip off an incoming turd to where the toilet paper has the head of the shit

I thought I was done until I began to wipe and totally scalped the second turd. Accidental bathroom scalping

by Bishop Gains December 15, 2014