scalavino

3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.

Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino

by FAPED January 8, 2009

scalavino

2. A bad artist. Someone lacking in formal artistic training

Dan: Thats some awful art over there.

Andy: $10000, that must be a Scalavino or something.

by FAPED January 8, 2009

salaryman

an essentially useless, often inebriated japanese man, characterized by gray suit, blank expression, an inability to think for himself.

not to be confused with office lady, effectively the polar opposite of the salaryman, characterized by inability to be paid any more than half the amount of a salaryman and by copious pinch marks on backside.

by christy sheridan June 24, 2003

Scala Swag

A wannabe rapper who thinks they are hot shit with all the ladies but in reality is a total faggot and douchebag

You are acting like scala swag

by bigbirdbaby January 17, 2012

Scalawag

A scumbag and a traitor. First used during the reconstruction era South for White Southerners who supported the Carpet Baggers.

"You're nothing but a dirty scalawag", said Henry.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

scalera

If you have this last name you are a beast athlete, good looking and get all of the hoes

Damn bro that guy is obviously a Scalera

by Scooter Schlemmy February 5, 2018

scabarous

a misspelling of SCABROUS, an actual word that means rough, difficult or scandalous.

So I could include a scabarous example involving diarrhea, I wrote a made-up definition of a misspelled word.

by Tom Deering September 20, 2008