Skip to main content

Slovenija

The "biggest" country ever!! All Slovenian people are named Janez. Slovenija also has the longest coastline in whole universe.
Pope: I live in the world's biggest state, Vatican!!
Janez: No You don't, Slovenija is bigger!
by Njava January 11, 2008
mugGet the Slovenija mug.

slovenia

maddest country in the world. carinthia (which was formorly slovenia) was the pioneer of the welfare system. e.g). If you were a widow and your husband died in a war serving the country they would give you a pension. Same with disabilities.

though slovenians are of slavic desent like croats and serbs...etc we are a passive people that dont get pissed off easily.

Slovenia was originally twice the size as it is today, but as lot of its lan (carithina) was stolen by the italians, croats, austrains and pretty much all of its neighbours since as i mentioned before they are a passive people and would rather give up their own land then fight for it. They still stopped the turks on one of their invasions though, so geramns and austrians owe slovenia more than they think.

and btw, kransky is slovenian. It comes from a town callled krane (spellin isnt correct on that i thinks). It is NOT bosnian, german, croatian or wateva people would lead u to believe.

slovenians are usually a fair bit talller and have really wide shoulders which are good for tennis. for example novak djokovic and sharapova has those kind of shoulders and build.
there are only 5 million slovenians living out of their country and 2 million living in it. most of them fled during the world wars to different countries.
gee that slovenians a tank
by robbo9550 January 12, 2009
mugGet the slovenia mug.
Related Words

stoven

a stove and an oven
"I am cooking pasta on the stoven."
by ethel190 March 6, 2010
mugGet the stoven mug.

stovenco

A powerful stove made from solid metal
My friend Adam has a stovenco
by nobilly7 November 22, 2019
mugGet the stovenco mug.

Swoven

When you are on a downer from weed (dagga), MDMA or any other stimulant.
"Bruh, I'm so Swoven, probably need another hit"
by Yakhob November 26, 2019
mugGet the Swoven mug.
When in hyperthermic temperatures a lad will strategically cum upon his lasses chest area to promote warmth within the core.
Oh yea back in 'nam me and Joey had to perform the Slovenian survival technique as often as we could, it wasn't really necessary though..
by Beau Rother January 24, 2014
mugGet the the slovenian survival technique mug.

slovensko

Degradované maďarské společenství co si myslí, že jsou lepší než zbytek Východní Evropy. Často nazýváni Čechy jako "bratři". Nikdo, kdo byl narozen po roce 1990, jim nerozumí.
osoba 1:"Kámo , pojedeme v létě na Slovensko, bude pr*el!"
osoba 2: "Eh, nikdy."
by Halli Boy March 31, 2016
mugGet the slovensko mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email