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saturday night palsy 

a condition occuring when you have slept awkwardly and awake to find that a limb is with out feeling. Thus leaving you partly spastic. Especially the morning after a night when you get munted.
"Last night was huge, i woke up with a nasty case of saturday night palsy. I had to cheer myself up by giving myself a stranger."

Saturday Morning Horny 

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
Saturday Morning Horny by TaAj88 October 31, 2011

Saturgay 

The day of the week when all of the gays come out to party.
Hi Jack, you coming out this Friday?

--NO! I'm waiting for Saturgay! There's gonna be loads of cute little twinks that I can show my nipple piercing to!
Saturgay by milkerz November 28, 2011

Saturday 

To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.
Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.
Saturday by Jakabones August 26, 2006

io saturnalia 

The celebrative phrase used for the ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, celebrated in December. An ancient Roman version of "Merry Christmas." Pronounced like "yo Saturnalia."
Student: Io Saturnalia!
Teacher: Shoot, I forgot to bring candy for the class.
io saturnalia by cirria November 28, 2006