Satanic Death Ritual

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.

"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."

by henlo there June 24, 2020

satanic mechanic

a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.

dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....

by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015

satanic hispanic

subculture of gothic latino kids. commonly seen every weekend out side of metal clubs in LA.

person 1: "there's a line of satanic hispanics around the block, there must be a metal band playing at the roxy"

person 2: "either that or someone's auditioning bass players"

by bugpowder August 12, 2007

satanic

A type of religion revolved around Satan. Opposite to christianity as it is more revolved around Self-Indulgence, nothing to do with goats or pedophile in fact 1 of the satanic laws is not to touch young children and stay out of others way unless they get in your way, if they do, DESTROY THEM!!!

Remeber 666 tatooted on the Devils bleeding CHEEEEEEEST!!!!

by Lord Fuck U September 29, 2003

Satanic Bible

Written by anton szandor lavey in 1969. As the name says, it is the "bible" of satanism. Can be downloaded from satanic-bible.com

"Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!"
-(Satanic bible) The Book of Satan,

by biosatanist September 23, 2006

Satanic

A group of people whom are the 'opposite' to Christians. They do not, in fact, worship 'Lucifer', 'Satan', of 'the Devil'. The words 'Satan' is meant as another word for 'me' or 'myself'...As is 'Hail Satan'='Hail me'. They belive that in fact, that the human being is a power all in itself and yet is nothing more than another form of animal.
True Satanic people do not participate in animal/human sacrifices, mass sexual orgies, or child raping/molesting. (Unlike those Catholic priests out there...)
If you bastards would actually take the time to look up the Church of Satan's website, you would know this. Also, you would know this if you read the Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor Lavey.

Those whom are Satanic lead a path of harmony, while those whom are Christian want nothing but to control others through their false god.

by Tofu June 24, 2004

satanic

1. Pertaining to satan or satanism.
2. A term used by simple-minded fundamentalist christians for anything that their minds can't comprehend.
3. Any celebrity that is extremely hated.

1. Satanism is satanic.
2. This foreign language is satanic because I can't understand it and therefore must be cursing our children!
3. Justin Bieber is satanic.

by udusers1 July 12, 2011