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saturday night palsy

a condition occuring when you have slept awkwardly and awake to find that a limb is with out feeling. Thus leaving you partly spastic. Especially the morning after a night when you get munted.
"Last night was huge, i woke up with a nasty case of saturday night palsy. I had to cheer myself up by giving myself a stranger."
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
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Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
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Saturday

To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.
Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.
by Jakabones August 26, 2006
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Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.
"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?
by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010
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saturday

by Giligan Brown August 3, 2003
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Saturday's are for the boys

A Holiday that falls on every weekend that is specifically designated for the boys.
Liam's girlfriend- babe can we hang out this Saturday?
Liam- sorry babe, but Saturday's are for the boys.
Liam then shotguns a can of beer and screams add pucksnaps03 on Snapchat.
by Huck the buck bud May 22, 2017
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Deli Saturday

While having sex from behind, the man prepares a sandwich on her lower back. When he is ready to climax, he pulls out and ejaculates on the sandwich. The woman then eats the sandwich.
She was really Hungry so she asked him to pick up a loaf of bread and come home for a deli Saturday. It was a Tuesday.
by Chaunceyandvdub October 16, 2010
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