Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

sassbasket

A conversation where there is a large amount of sass. A situation where there is a lot of sass.

Last night was such a sassbasket, everyone was giving me shit.

by sharkattack12 March 21, 2011

sasscasm

A method of patronising one's friends in a sarcastic, humorous way, with a fiery twist that makes it more affectionate and less passive aggressive. Combines 'sarcasm' and 'sass'.

"Wow Dylan could you turn down the sasscasm a bit? That kind of stung." "Nah fuck off and deal with it."

by Fiona Felicity January 29, 2015

sassamonkey

A primal level of sass; one who exhibits copious amounts of sass

Blake was giving me so much sass, I said "Want a banana? Because you've turned into a sassamonkey".

by Phlegmaticfreak March 17, 2016

sassafrasquatch

A rapist Bigfoot. Probably watched 'reelkiddymovs' as a teen.

"That's way too much sass cum!"

by JT December 26, 2004

Sassafras

(n)--although the denotation specifies this as a tree, many have come to associate the connotation of "sassafras" with a term defining heavy amounts of sarcasm. Drawn from the root word, "sass," sassafras can be synonymical with sardonicism, facetiousness, witticism, or any other form of smarmy behavior.

Brandon could not take Spencer's unusual amount of sassafras, so he falcon punched her in the face. Twice.

If you don't quit that sassafras of yours, I will waslap you in the face. Again.

by Waspence December 8, 2010

Sassafrass

An extremely sassy person who isn't afraid to speak their mind. A smart-ass.

GIRL: Lani, you're so sassy with our history teacher!
LANI: Nahh, I'm just a sassafrass.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014