sassassinate

To be cheeky or rude to a person in a direct or pointed way.

Guy 1: Watch as I sassassinate this other guy.
Guy 2: Okay.
Guy 1 (to Guy 3): Dang your face is ugly. I bet even your mum has issues loving you.
Guy 3 cries.
Guy 2: Oh man, you sassassinated him!

by jellybeansoup December 6, 2011

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

assassinate

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transitive verb

to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.

- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.

by Noka November 19, 2007

Ass assassinate

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.

"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."

by Tremblay October 20, 2008

Sassassination

Assassinating someone with your sass, i.e. killing someone with how cool you are.

She killed him with her sass. It was a straight-up sassassination.

by IMadeUpSassassination October 7, 2016