Sandpaper Wank

An unpleasant/painful experience, which could be likened to masturbating with sandpaper.

"Wasteman! That exam was like a sandpaper wank"

by Eazy-JT January 20, 2010

sandpit moment

1. A moment of great reflection on your life.

Your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant, it's unplanned and you're completely unprepared. It's time for a sandpit moment. You head to the nearest park and go sit by the local recreational sandpit reflecting.

by morpah October 18, 2012

sandinista

Also the name of an album by The Clash, although it was named after the aformentioned liberation front.

Sandinista is one of The Clash's most experimental albums.

by D4NZ0R February 24, 2004

sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

Sandinga

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.

I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.

by Sandinga November 23, 2010

Sandinista

A member of a revolutionary group in Niceragua during the mid-70's. The group succeeded in overthrowing the government in that time, but they are facing large opposition in the present. Their current party name is FSLN, Frente Sandinista de la Liberacion de Niceragua.

Sandinista is a cool liberation front. I shall name my CS name that, and hence be a member of a cool liberation front.

by Walker October 1, 2003

Sandickle

Two people working as a team and everyone else thinks they are one person.

"Hey Can you ask Sandickle to send us that proposal again?"

by Fryguy December 1, 2006