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Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

sandpaper glove 

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.
That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.
sandpaper glove by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012
A beautiful specie. Sandip is strong, funny and awesome. Sandip is jackpot.
B:Is it I am a legend?

G:No, It's I am a Sandip!
Sandip by zelalovebabyoo December 31, 2012

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery 

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

Sandpaper 

When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses
Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”
Sandpaper by umyikes June 9, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!