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Sandpaper Grandma
The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011
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sandipan • Sandipa • sandpaper • sandip • sandpaper pussy • Sandia • sandpaper__ • sandia gamer • Sandilands • Sandpapered
sandpaper glove
sandpaper glove by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012
Sandip
Sandip by zelalovebabyoo December 31, 2012
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery
A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery by Adam Owada May 7, 2008
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026