Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
by Lyosha September 10, 2009
Get the Leek Salemug. An east coast version of a garage sale. A sale put on by one or more houses in a neighborhood in which you sell belongings no longer used in the house.
by fromtheoven December 16, 2004
Get the tag salemug. What a garage sale really is. It's where you sell your left over garbage for less than 20 dollars, unless you're a cheapskate.
by Alexi August 31, 2003
Get the garbage salemug. Tonight’s rugby game is sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks
by Victory royale for Biden January 2, 2021
Get the Sale sharksmug. by Writer Gal February 6, 2014
Get the bogo salemug. Sale Nerves occur during the sales season, when you miss a day of shopping and are afraid you've missed an epic bargain.
'Dude, I gotta go shopping tomorrow - I missed the sale today and I've got a wicked case of Sale Nerves.'
by SoliloquyGirl August 31, 2011
Get the Sale Nervesmug. A group of hot (preferably shirtless) guys. They can be anywhere but they are sometimes seen chilling out on the beach (Wasaga Beach, that is).
by the. dirty betch. September 4, 2010
Get the Man Salemug.