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Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011
mugGet the Twat Salamimug.

White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.
Noah's favorite fetish is the White Salami.
by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023
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White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.
Did you know that Noah enjoys doing the White Salami?
by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023
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Salami tie

The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.
"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."
by Viva La BAM November 1, 2014
mugGet the Salami tiemug.

slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker
He slaps the salami before a big date..
by carol April 4, 2004
mugGet the slapping the salamimug.

Stroking the Salami

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.
mugGet the Stroking the Salamimug.

salami rocket

when having gay butt sex with another male with out lube for hours on end and you get a bad rash on your dick from his dry ass hole.
blake mitchel and evan berry were having extremely dry butt sex and blake pulled out and said wow evan your dry ass hole gave me a salami rocket...
by jujo and black bastard March 11, 2011
mugGet the salami rocketmug.

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