sag
sag by philfromphilly March 5, 2007
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Pronounced sAg like bag.
n. The name for the vagina when it becomes old and begins to sag.
adj. Describing something as so amazing that your vagina falls to the ground.
exclamation. Used in extreme moments of excitement.
n. The name for the vagina when it becomes old and begins to sag.
adj. Describing something as so amazing that your vagina falls to the ground.
exclamation. Used in extreme moments of excitement.
sag
sag by imran sag astum June 30, 2008
sag
a member of any soccer team. Usually is obsessed and has bright color cleats. A fan of Chelsea FC or ManU. does not have a life and takes many laps. FAIL.
Did you see that guy over there?
You mean Ismael? He's such a sag, constantly talking about his new vapors.
You mean Ismael? He's such a sag, constantly talking about his new vapors.
sag by soccerfagsag January 17, 2009
SAG
SAG stands for "Slut Faced Army Girl," and is a scandalous female employed in America's armed forces. Although the name mentions army, it could be any female connected to military service that eschews her assigned duties in order to Patriot's Choice, or generally sexually harrass any male, (or female) in her vicinity.
She commits such acts as throwing office supplies at your crotch, then blaming you for grabbing her or some shit when you point out that that fucking hurt. Another tactic is to bend over during important briefs and meetings in which national security is at stake, exposing her thong (if shes wearing any) or cleavage, then insinuating that shes being sexually haraased by men that look, guaranteeing a 4 fucking hour long brief on why all men are rapist pigs.
She has no fucking job, at least none that she actually does, and other than morale, tits, and a smile, is utterly worthless as a member of the armed forces, yet is responsible for up to 87,000 wasted hours spent in briefs that denounce all men as perverts every year, destroying command productivity.
She commits such acts as throwing office supplies at your crotch, then blaming you for grabbing her or some shit when you point out that that fucking hurt. Another tactic is to bend over during important briefs and meetings in which national security is at stake, exposing her thong (if shes wearing any) or cleavage, then insinuating that shes being sexually haraased by men that look, guaranteeing a 4 fucking hour long brief on why all men are rapist pigs.
She has no fucking job, at least none that she actually does, and other than morale, tits, and a smile, is utterly worthless as a member of the armed forces, yet is responsible for up to 87,000 wasted hours spent in briefs that denounce all men as perverts every year, destroying command productivity.
1) Hey Blue Water, why is that army girl here? shes been over here throwing shit at your crotch for 9 out of the 12 hours weve been here. Are you Patriots Choicing? Hide your balls before we get blamed for that SAG's behavior.
2) You comin over for the BBQ this weekend man? Naw, I cant. Just got an Email that because SAG showed her tits during the brief with the foreign dignataries, we have a Command wide 8 hour brief on why no means no, and how all men are alcoholic rapist pigs that need to wear their god damn reflector belts.
3) Boss--Hey, go give this info to the day shop.
Troop--Whose the day shop?
Boss--that SAG over there.
Troop---The one that has never even turned her computer on during my whole tour? The one that flashed the SWO and got us all 4 hours of Sexual harrassment couseling? the one that was caught patriots choicing 8 marines in the galley closet, yet still has not had even a single LOC?
Boss--Yes Airman, that one.
Troop---Roger...FML...
2) You comin over for the BBQ this weekend man? Naw, I cant. Just got an Email that because SAG showed her tits during the brief with the foreign dignataries, we have a Command wide 8 hour brief on why no means no, and how all men are alcoholic rapist pigs that need to wear their god damn reflector belts.
3) Boss--Hey, go give this info to the day shop.
Troop--Whose the day shop?
Boss--that SAG over there.
Troop---The one that has never even turned her computer on during my whole tour? The one that flashed the SWO and got us all 4 hours of Sexual harrassment couseling? the one that was caught patriots choicing 8 marines in the galley closet, yet still has not had even a single LOC?
Boss--Yes Airman, that one.
Troop---Roger...FML...
SAG by Blue_Water November 14, 2011
Sag
A ridiculously handsome hot man that likes to strut his stuff and pick up all the ladies... Likes to get down and groovy baby. Once again, ridiculously handsome