swank

The art of having a fantastically swift wank.
Steve: I hate adverts on the TV, what the hell do I do with myself for the next 30 seconds?

Jenny : shut the fuck up and have a swank.
by KingPryle September 23, 2010
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Swank

The accumulation of testicular/vaginal sweat and anal residue found anywhere from the lower scrotum/vagina to the taint or "gooch" region.

Of course there is the anglophiliac term "Swank" or "Swanky", spawned in the early 19th century of unknown origin to describe the visually eccentric upper class of the era (i.e. posh/glitzy).
A noble sir would scoff vehemently at such misconceptions.
The Swanky musk of his scrotum entranced her. Her pupils; Dilated, her nipples; stiff, her cheeks; flush. She was ready, ready to engorge herself in the salty vinegar of his testes.

She wasn't BORN with the name Hillary Swank, she earned it.
by Sir Geoffrey of Puddington September 21, 2017
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Swank

Swallowing dick while getting spanked
I wanna swank you til 6 am!
by Phoenix and kaira February 26, 2017
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cool or smooth attire; kick ass clothing
That's some awesome pirate swank you're wearing.
by Elloine July 20, 2006
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Swank

Once used to refer to something fancy. Now used to refer to something gangster.
"Yo dawg dem fubu's is fuckin swank."
by allatropic February 08, 2007
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by Drew Wickham February 01, 2009
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Swank

An adjective defining something that is cool, or sweet, sick, funky, or awesome.

Philmore: Wow bro! Like the new crib!
Jenkins:Yeah, it's pretty swank.
by SquidWinkle July 18, 2008
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