London surprise

The London surprise is when you cum on somebody’s face and instead of using a towel you use a croissant and then she eats the croissant.

Dude she loved that London surprise.

by Augy manz January 30, 2019

April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009

three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.

"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016

Chile Surprise

When you walk into the women's restroom to a stall and find urine or poop with period blood in the toilet unflushed.

Person #1: Ewww! Theres a Chile Surprise in this stall!

Person #2:Hey, she walked into a chile surprise! Haha.

Person #3: Its always funny when it happens to someone else.

by smokinredhead July 8, 2010

surprise buttsex

Anal sex, only unexpected. If you were suddenly penetrated anally, you'd be surprised too.

*Sneaks up behind a person* Surprise buttsex!

by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006

Raptor Surprise

A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.

Can be used in any situation.

You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.

Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.

by jprue May 20, 2012

Surprise British

When an actor turns out to be British after playing an American character, without prior knowledge of the actor being British in the first place, thus being a surprise british. Similar to surprise buttsecks.

Guy 1 after watching the new spiderman: "Wow, that was a great movie!"
Guy 1 watching an interview on the movie: "WHAT? He's British? Damn, what a surprise british."
Guy 2: "Did you know that that guy in the Dark Knight is also British?"
Guy 1: "No..."

by Toffrox July 19, 2017