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close the store for you

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting
Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021
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hood love story

A snap story where you talk about past relationships and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
Add me to your hood love story priv I wanna see what happened
by 6pancakesonaplate February 18, 2020
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storecerer

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.
Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!
by Quux February 24, 2011
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Storey

A girl that will brighten up your day. She's beautiful, kind, and funny. You can talk her about sports. She's chill. The perfect girl.
-Bro that girl!!!
~Storey! I know!
by M.L.J October 19, 2016
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StormtrooperSuv

A “StormtrooperSuv” is any SUV that is white and has the same design as the Stormtroopers helmets from Star Wars.
Bill was quite startled when he looked in his rear view mirror while pulling out onto the road and a white SUV that looked just like a stormtrooper helmet was honking at him and and following him too closely. The aggression from this

SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.
by Julesheart April 8, 2023
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ghost stories

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!
by RockTundra December 9, 2020
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A storch in time saves nine

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."
by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020
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