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stiff

1) To cheat your way out of giving someone promised action or items.

2) A dead body.

3) Something rigid and hard to move.

4) To fail to live up to your end of a bargain.

5) A tightwad.

6) Someone who is obnoxiously lazy and rudely boring.
He won't pay for half the meal despite declaring he would pay for the whole thing beforehand? What a stiff!
by STJosh May 15, 2007
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a word used to describe a really dry joke.
by thug#1 July 13, 2003
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Stiff

A boner, or in other words the hard you have on.
Every time I see her I get a stiff.
by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011
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“Ay! Can I borrow a stiff?”
No problem, just promise you'll quit smoking stiffs soon.”
by Chairhandler1 July 27, 2015
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Someone who has never kissed a girl on the lips who isn't a family member or friend.
1. You are a stiff
2. Are you a stiff?
by Damon July 11, 2004
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Stiff

1.) Corpse
2.) Individual tight with money.
3.) Failure to tip a person in the service industry, while other customers do quite casually and obviously.
You vinny go drop da' stiff in da' lake why dont yas.

That nerdy guy stiffed the waitress because she brought him sweetened iced tea instead of regular.

That guys a stiff, every time we take him along to the ball game he says he doesent have enough money for beers.
by DouChizzle August 8, 2009
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Someone who has never been kissed.
See also fridge.
Person one: Have you ever kissed anyone before?
Person two: No, I'm still stiff.
Person one: ...Sad act
by Sarah O'Rourke April 1, 2007
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