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ghetto staple

When you have no staples so you find a paper that is already stapled and you take off that staple and staple it by hand to your new paper.
Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?
by FastHandz September 4, 2009
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bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.
I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!
by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020
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staple manoeuvre

A form of relationship in which the female is being penetrated by two men who are also friends.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you

Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken

Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?

Guy 2: Great Idea!

*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014
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Staple Food

An item of food that is consistent in one's diet. It is eaten AT LEAST every day if not more than one time per day.
Pop-tarts are my staple food. I eat them for breakfast everyday as well as a snack before bed.
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Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.
I gave her the staple remover last night.
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
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cunt staples

hey, joan, if you wanna be punk, you gotta get some cunt staples
by anthony p. October 6, 2005
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Vince staples

The most underrated artist, Often known as the person that worked with kenny beats , kendrick lamar , billie ellish or literally every good artist in existence but unknown by his actual music.
Go listen to :
Big fish
War ready
BakBag
Fun!
Feels like summer
1- "Yo, You heard of Vince staples?"
2 - "Oh yeah, he worked with kenny beats"
by KINGSTONATED TOXIIC November 27, 2019
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