Stairs Guy

The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.

Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”

Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.

by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023

Clank Stairs

stairs that make a serious clank when you step on them. I mean a serious clank

"jesus these clank stairs"

by Astupidwhiteboy September 28, 2017

Under the stairs

Phrase used by Whitman-Hanson kids to describe weird ass people who fuck and do other sexual activities under the stairs of the school

Bro did u hear about Vinny and Kelly were “under the stairs”

by TheWhitmanKGeneral November 26, 2019

dupe stairs

noun - a set of stairs toward located in a part of the house that makes it easier for someone to escape

Person A: what are you doing tonight?
Person B: I think I'm just gonna chill in my room

10 minutes later...

Person A: he's not in his room and his scooter is gone! We've been duped!
Person C: how did he leave without us knowing?
Person A: he must have used the dupe stairs!

by thedupemaster July 6, 2017

Stair Master

Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.

Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

abortion stairs

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus

"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."

by papschmear November 4, 2008

stairs of doom

The Act Of throwing A woman Down A set of stairs and having sexual acts with her In the position she lands. If they don't land open enough, Try Again!

-"D00D, I gave My bitch the stairs of doom! She's Still In the hospital!"

-"SweetT!"

by JMG December 6, 2006