When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.
by NJP777 February 12, 2021
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 07, 2017
A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
by Volktronn February 25, 2018
by Shekelboy April 01, 2020
Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
by Squancher69 November 24, 2019
by Squanchy July 12, 2022