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Spleen Vibes

Really good vibes, usually on the chiller side.
"Yo how's the party tonight?" "really spleen vibes tonight. Just a couple homies chilling heavy."
by eezzrraa December 17, 2021
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Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.
Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.
by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025
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HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN
OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011
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Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
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green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe
that was a definite green spleen
by okkretardd November 16, 2018
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ur spleen

A random nerd's remix of ur mom.

A good way to offend someone's spleen.

A roast.
by VA_NERD_SPLEEN_YEET_LOL! May 11, 2019
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Eugene O'spleen

Eugene O'spleen is a comic character well loved by millions around the globe. He made his debut in 2009, in the episode "midnight abduction". Since then, his popularity has exploded acros the globe, the second season having been recently released oon october 5 2011. The artist resides in north vancouver, along with his young apprentice who goes under the alias of "Macks".
What's your favorite Eugene O'spleen episode?
Oh, probably "hoovered". I love the sophisticated puns about the Dyson ball.
by Bathtubbargain October 6, 2011
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