wall spanker

one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.

Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!

by killah giggler August 21, 2006

Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021

cock spanker

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

by jobodaho January 25, 2004

wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005

Wanker Spanker

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off

That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.

by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

boony spanker

a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.

man you look and smell like such a boony spanker.

by buthole hater January 12, 2009

Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018