Spade

One of the nicknames given to the job of mortarman in the U.S. military, in reference to the fact that mortarmen are not necessarily on the direct front lines. It is under the belief that a mortar team sits in the "rear" waiting for a fire mission to send rounds down range, while playing the card game "spades", a game that can be very long, and easy to pick up if interrupted.

PFC Schmuckatelli may be a dumb machine gunner, but at least he ain't a lazy spade

by skafiend167 August 4, 2009

spade

1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work".

2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation

1. Man, check out Dave. He is totally spading those three co-eds.

2. "Hey Dave! Can I get you a spade?"

by snookums August 9, 2005

spaded

to be drunk and high at the same time. Pretty much means wasted to a whole new level to the point were you dont know what ur doing

damn nigga i was so fuckin spaded last night it was fuckin awesome!

by shoot_to_kill_records February 23, 2009

Spade

The personification of the Speed Limit 55 Sign; a character originating from the Signhumans

Spade is a confident and goofy man who is friends with Rod and Railo

Spade is an avid fan of Quandale Dingle

by inRodWeTrust March 8, 2023

spades

the tightest card game ever.

you guys wanna play some spades after school?

by waf March 1, 2004

spades

the coolest fucking person you’ll ever meet. this is a person who somehow manages to put you in a good mood, no matter the situation. you’ll definitely have to tell them to stop being an idiot 20 times a day. they’re a handful and super super energetic. a really good kisser too. a total dork. bonus points if you find one with dyed hair. also probably very gay.

rae: bro, guess who my hoco date is?

friend: i dunno man
rae: SPADES!

friend: no way bro; they’re like super awesome that’s so cool

by raevenrabbits September 19, 2022

Spades

Being creepy or acting like a predator.

"Man, that old dude is acting like a Spades."

"I'm not trying to act like a Spades! They'll arrest me."

by catswithpens May 10, 2022