South African Flapjack 

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')

one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

South African Flapjack by ghj December 29, 2007

South African Par-4 

Whilst masturbating, just prior to ejaculation, you realize that the 'woman' you've been masturbating to is, in reality, a transsexual yet you continue anyway; bringing yourself to orgasm.

Adam: Last night I completed a South African Par-4!

Evan: Wow bro, congrats.

South African Par-4 by GorthBrooks May 31, 2014

South African Handjob 

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.

WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.

South African Handjob by Yellow TLR June 6, 2011

South african snake trap 

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.

--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.

South african snake trap by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

South African Blowjob 

When your partner places a loaded dart gun on your penis and proceeds to shot it into the eye of your cock

Imka destroyed Jabulani”s cock last night after giving him a South African blowjob

South African Blowjob by Moax O’Neill April 16, 2019

South African Sub 

It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic

That south African Sub me and John made yesterday was delicious!

South African Sub by russianmonk November 21, 2013

South African Shotgun 

A drinking game which involves smashing an unopened can of beer against ones forehead until the can explodes. Each person has one attempt before passing it to the next person. Whoever manages to smash the can open allocates a regular shotgun to a person of their choosing. If the can is split but does not explode it must be passed back to the previous person who must bite the can to pierce it and consume the contents. Considered a national pastime in the Goldfields of Western Australia.

Griz: Lets play South African Shotguns!
Rory: Id rather not my vagina hurts
Griz: CONSUME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nySQgV4re8

South African Shotgun by courageousleader October 10, 2008