The sorcerers apprentice

Is where you shove a magic 8 ball up your ass as a but plug while watching Nick cage on repeat.

Want to do the sorcerers apprentice tonight, I’m feeling cagey

by Jhinks January 15, 2023

sorcerers sack

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy

"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"

by porkch0p October 23, 2005

sorceress

a female priest in the Episcopal or Lutheran church; a heretical violation of apostolic order

Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.

by Gwladys December 30, 2010

sorceress

A sorceress is beautiful, powerful woman who is also deceitful and full of trickery. Sometimes her sorcery is exhibited by clever camera angle to feign attractiveness, other times it displayed by having a wonton disregard for the male population's needs or feelings.

Franklin: She seemed like a catch, dude.
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.

Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!

by Alan Danson November 18, 2011

Throat Sorceress

A female that has the capability of metaphorically and or literally sucking the soul out of you through your penis

Friend: Hey how did last night go with that girl?
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.

by Dave Chiconey February 26, 2021

Sorceror

a magician, usually of greater power than an enchanter but less than a wizard, who uses magic for personal gain; sometimes used to describe magicians in general

The sorceror was feared by the villagers because of his power.

by Dannyboy July 2, 2003

sourcerer

Gaymen's term for drug dealer or supplier.

Let's hit the circuit scene but call your sourcerer first for some magical favors!

by Martini Addict February 8, 2007